THOMA67'S GUIDE TO TWO-WHEELED THRILLS

So you want to conquer the trails, eh? Well buckle up, buttercup, because this is Thoma67's Guide to Two-Wheeled Thrills. First things first, you gotta have the suitable machine. We're talking about a beast of steel that can handle anything Mother Nature throws at it. Then there's the equipment, gotta have the helmet, impact absorbers, and gloves.